Saif: So we're making a sequel to Main Khiladi Tu Anari.
Veracious: Shut up. You're not!
Saif: That's correct, we're not making one at all. In fact, there are no plans. I just happen to say something to the press, and they completely misunderstand it.
Veracious: That can be a problem when you deal with a middle-man when making statements. Why not just release everything on your own, like say, via Twitter?
Saif: Me, on Twitter?
Veracious: You're right, it's probably a terrible idea. Nevermind.
Saif: Now I'm a bit insulted. I'm a thinking wo/man's actor. I made Being Cyrus, you know?
Veracious: Dude, you made Race. There was no thought involved in that.
Saif: Shakespeare was also not appreciated during his time..
Veracious: Actually, Shakespeare was very liked in his day. You Shakespearean you.
Saif: I can't believe you spelled Shakespearean correctly.
Veracious: Whatever. When's Agent Vinod coming out? Flick's been in the making for like four years. What gives?
Saif: Who knows. Sriram's a perfectionist. He's my bhai, though, we'll get it done.
Veracious: Four years, though.
Saif: I don't believe in the concept of years now that I've got a young girlfriend.
Veracious: Wow. Why do I imagine you as such a douchebag?
Saif: You're a bad fan, anyway. Did you ever even see Kurbaan?
Veracious: Shut up, and go make that MKTA sequel.
Saif: How about a remake?
Veracious: You leave the casting to me, and it's a deal.
Saif: Isn't talking to yourself the first sign of madness?
Veracious: First, I'm typing this. And second, I don't believe in madness. You know what I believe in?
Saif: What?
Veracious: M.A.D.-ness.
Saif: Oh god..
Veracious:
2 comments:
Brilliant (and hilarious) post! I love it. Which is ironic, because I quite like Saif.
I just read it again, and it still has me giggling out loud. You've a great and wicked sense of humour. I like that. More please!
HILARIOUS!
Should we be worried that you can channel Saifu so accurately?
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